idiomatic 1st date

He shot his mouth off,
Sounding ridiculous.
He shot himself in the foot,
Only to put his foot in his mouth.

He would've turned a blind eye,
If the wool hadn't already been pulled over them.
He thought he had his eye on the prize,
Looking for his blessing in disguise.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop,
From the sublime to the ridiculous,
He found himself shaking in his boots,
Wanting only to fly to the south.

Spam, you must learn to love yourself,

and accept what you really are:

Conglomerate of mystery.

Fight no more to be something else

Or make sense of the mess inside.

Spam, you must learn to love yourself.

Comprised of disparate sources,

Byproducts compressed, side-by-side

Conglomerate of mystery.

It’s okay to not be the same,

Unity comes just after love.

Spam, you must learn to love yourself.

Sometimes it’s hard to feel at one

With the tin can filled to the brim,

Conglomerate of mystery.

The good, the bad, the beautiful,

Spam, you must learn to love yourself.

Conglomerate of mystery.