very few things rhyme with erika

There once was a girl named Erika,
She's fit to drive men hysterica,
With hair like a waterfall,
Dark eyes like emeralds,
The prettiest girl in all of America.

Young Johnny

Young Johnny came rolling from Krakin

A blade in his boot he was packin.

He squeezed out a deal when he cut Tony Friel

And cleaned up the mess with a napkin.

How do you do?

There was a rough rancher from Texas,

His herd was worth more than your Lexus

And he squeezed in his jeans till he busted the seams, 

The old rough rancher from Texas.

I Haiku Too

The challenge is out
for Avocottage haikus.
I'll participate.

Haiku

  Electron City.

Adenosine Tri-Phosphate.

Mitochondria.